I thought I’d gone to the well, boys, one too many times
Thought I’d run out of songs, thought I’d run out of lines
I’d said me a mouthful, sang all that could be sung
so after so much brayin’ I thought this donkey was done

But then I stopped by the Snake Pit to have me a beer
And what I seen in that bar, boys, shot me all full of fear
Gave me new grounds for puttin’ pencil to paper
and firin’one last round afore meetin’ my maker

I saw a bunch of lazy losers gettin’ government stuff
and terrorists let off with paid vacations
I saw men losin’ jobs when they wasn’t colored enough
and blacks still whinin’ about segregation

I saw an uppity professor brainwashing our kids
with global warming and the lie of evolution
Now he’s goin’ after our guns and taxin’ all our takin’s
like he never even heard of the American Revolution

Then I heard a fair and balanced counter-attack fightin’ to taking our country back
from the gang of marxist bureaucrats climbing atop of every institution
I saw real Americans telling the truth and Republican patriots raising the roof
The Bible in hand, boys, they were taking a stand and defending the Constitution...

Now I got nothing ‘gainst democracy, but seein’ the new lay of the land of the free
I had me a vision, boys, of old Germany and took a little look back at history
You know Hitler got elected cause of economic woes
and he socialized the country with big government controls
and when he came up with death panels and a public option
his big government voted for immediate adoption
So I had to write this song... I’m Paul Revere with a guitar
I’m writing to right the wrong... cause you can only push a good man so far

And now Fox News is my muse
I get my inspiration from her views
Fox News is my muse
She put me back in the saddle, led me into battle
and showed me how to light the fuse

They got Glen and Sean and one really hot blonde
who can talk so good you almost forget about her legs
They got O’Reilly and Palin givin’ hell to all the pagans
tellin’ truth to the lame stream media fags

You don’t need to know the names of the founding fathers
to know those old fellas were good Christian men
They founded us a damn good God-fearin’ country
with the right to bear arms and talk American

But to the home of the brave now bad times have come
with the America-haters now running Washington
And you don’t need no census or federal investigation
to know we’re choking here on too much immigration

Hell you don’t need nothin’ more than the good Book
to know that making mother earth was just a six day job
and anybody with a brain could tell you with one look
that a man marrying a man just don’t sit well with God

I saw it in that bar, lord, up on that screen:
The president’s a racist who hates vanilla ice cream
He’s a foreign-born progressive with a arab name
yeah, all his basketball buddies probably call him Hussein
He hides his radical agenda by making nice speeches
While he pals around with terrorists and babies welfare leeches
Bows to the unions and bends over for the ecologists
Scorns old glory and kisses up to mosque apologists

Fox News is my muse
I get all my inspiration from her views
Fox News is my muse
She put me back in the saddle, so I could babble
‘bout something more than my lonesome cowboy blues

And now Fox News is my muse
I get all my inspiration from her views
Fox News is my muse
She put me back in the saddle, led me to the battle
and said “come on baby, light my fuse".